Small Time Crooks 2000
"They took a bite out of crime."
Woody Allen's Small Time Crooks (2000) blends sharp wit with the chaotic charm of a bumbling heist gone gloriously sideways.
Director: Woody Allen
Cast
Woody Allen
Ray
Tracey Ullman
Frenchy
Michael Rapaport
Denny
Tony Darrow
Tommy
Jon Lovitz
Benny
Hugh Grant
David
Elaine May
May
Sam Josepher
Real Estate Agent
Lawrence Howard Levy
Dynamite Dealer
Brian Markinson
Cop
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Small Time Crooks (2000) about?
Woody Allen's Small Time Crooks (2000) follows a small-time thief and his wife whose half-baked bank robbery leads to an unexpected business empire. When their pizza parlor becomes a hit, Ray Winkler's old criminal instincts clash with his new suburban life, setting off a series of comedic misadventures.
Who directed Small Time Crooks?
Woody Allen directed Small Time Crooks, bringing his signature blend of neurotic humor and sharp social commentary to the screen.
Who stars in Small Time Crooks?
The film stars Woody Allen as Ray Winkler, Tracey Ullman as his wife Frenchy, Michael Rapaport, Hugh Grant, and Tony Darrow as the chaotic crew of would-be criminals.
Is Small Time Crooks (2000) worth watching?
Small Time Crooks (2000) is a solid pick for fans of Woody Allen's early 2000s comedies, offering quick-witted dialogue and a surprisingly heartfelt take on ambition and failure. While not his most acclaimed work, its breezy runtime and charming cast make it a fun, undemanding watch for comedy lovers.
How long is Small Time Crooks?
Small Time Crooks (2000) has a runtime of 94 minutes, making it a perfect choice for a quick, entertaining movie night.
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About Small Time Crooks (2000) — Woody Allen's hilarious take on crime, luck, and the pizza business
Woody Allen's Small Time Crooks (2000) blends sharp wit with the chaotic charm of a bumbling heist gone gloriously sideways. The film follows Ray Winkler, a hapless petty thief, and his ambitious wife Frenchy, whose plan to rob a bank ends in disaster—but accidentally launches a wildly successful pizza parlor empire. Stuck in the mundane world of suburban entrepreneurship, Ray's criminal past resurfaces when his old crew suggests a new score, setting the stage for a comedy of errors where ambition clashes with reality.
Allen's signature neurotic humor shines through the dysfunctional crew, including Hugh Grant as a smarmy British accomplice and Tracey Ullman's Frenchy, whose business savvy contrasts with Ray's aimless schemes. The film's 1990s aesthetic and snappy dialogue create a nostalgic, fast-paced ride, where crime is less about thrills and more about the absurdity of failure. Themes of luck, class, and the American dream weave through the story, all wrapped in a lighthearted package that keeps you laughing even as the characters stumble toward redemption—or at least a decent slice of pizza.
