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Can't Smeg Won't Smeg 1998

27 min📅 1998-02-14

In the quirky 1998 sci-fi comedy *Can't Smeg Won't Smeg*, beloved TV chef Ainsley Harriott takes a delightfully absurd detour into space when he teleports himself aboard the *Starbug*, the crewed vessel from the cult classic *Red Dwarf*.

Director: Ed Bye

Cast

Ainsley Harriott
Ainsley Harriott
Self
Chris Barrie
Chris Barrie
Rimmer
Craig Charles
Craig Charles
Lister
Danny John-Jules
Danny John-Jules
Cat/Duane Dibbley
Robert Llewellyn
Robert Llewellyn
Kryten
Chloë Annett
Chloë Annett
Kochanski

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Can't Smeg Won't Smeg (1998) about?

This 27-minute sci-fi comedy follows TV chef Ainsley Harriott as he accidentally beams himself onto the *Starbug*, the spaceship from *Red Dwarf*. His mission? To challenge the crew's cooking skills with terrestrial recipes in a zero-gravity, high-tech environment. What follows is a series of comedic mishaps as Harriott's culinary expertise clashes with the crew's unconventional surroundings.

Who directed Can't Smeg Won't Smeg?

The film was directed by Ed Bye, a veteran of British comedy and television.

Who stars in Can't Smeg Won't Smeg?

The short film features a stellar lineup including Ainsley Harriott, Chris Barrie, Craig Charles, Danny John-Jules, Robert Llewellyn, and Chloë Annett.

Is Can't Smeg Won't Smeg (1998) worth watching?

While it's a niche gem, this 27-minute comedy is perfect for fans of *Red Dwarf* or anyone who enjoys quick, quirky sci-fi humor. Its lack of IMDb rating doesn't detract from its charm—it's a fun, lighthearted watch with just enough absurdity to keep you entertained.

How long is Can't Smeg Won't Smeg?

The runtime is 27 minutes.

About Can't Smeg Won't Smeg (1998) — A Hilarious Sci-Fi Comedy Feast from the Red Dwarf Universe

In the quirky 1998 sci-fi comedy *Can't Smeg Won't Smeg*, beloved TV chef Ainsley Harriott takes a delightfully absurd detour into space when he teleports himself aboard the *Starbug*, the crewed vessel from the cult classic *Red Dwarf*. Tasked with testing the futuristic crew's culinary prowess in the most outlandish setting imaginable, Harriott's earthly cooking skills collide hilariously with the crew's surreal, technologically advanced environment. Directed by Ed Bye, this short film blends sharp wit with a playful take on interstellar chaos, where recipes go awry and meals become intergalactic disasters.

With its zany premise and rapid-fire humor, *Can't Smeg Won't Smeg* (1998) is a nostalgic treat for fans of both British sci-fi and comedy. The film's lighthearted tone and offbeat charm make it a standout entry in the genre, offering a fun, fast-paced escape that's as much about the laughs as it is about the sheer audacity of Harriott's culinary mission.