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Don't Suck 2023

★ 5.38 votes100 min📅 2023-12-01

"His comedy bites."

Raja Collins' *Don't Suck (2023)* blends sharp comedy with a darkly absurd twist in this chaotic romp about a fading stand-up comic clawing his way back into the spotlight.

Director: Raja Collins

Cast

Jamie Kennedy
Jamie Kennedy
Pete
Matt Rife
Matt Rife
Ethan
Ellen Hollman
Ellen Hollman
Stephanie
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
Lauren Compton
Lauren Compton
Scarlett
Carrot Top
Carrot Top
Carrot Top
Lisa Wilcox
Lisa Wilcox
Peggy
Maurice Compte
Maurice Compte
DJ Minky
Jimmie Walker
Jimmie Walker
Dale
Lauren Shaw
Lauren Shaw
Sarah

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Don't Suck (2023) about?

*Don't Suck* follows Pete Brennan, a washed-up stand-up comic given one last chance to revive his career by opening for Russell Peters. But his tour takes a macabre turn when his opening act, a centuries-old vampire, bites a heckler—and Pete's career (and life) are thrown into a blood-soaked spiral of chaos.

Who directed Don't Suck?

Raja Collins directed *Don't Suck*, marking his feature debut with a sharp blend of comedy and horror.

Who stars in Don't Suck?

The film stars Jamie Kennedy as Pete Brennan, Matt Rife as Ethan Barr, Ellen Hollman, Russell Peters, and a scene-stealing appearance by Carrot Top.

Is Don't Suck (2023) worth watching?

If you enjoy offbeat comedies with a horror twist, *Don't Suck* delivers laughs and shocks in equal measure. While it's too niche for mainstream appeal, its quirky premise and Jamie Kennedy's comedic chops make it a cult favorite waiting to be discovered. Worth it for fans of genre-blending humor.

How long is Don't Suck?

The film runs for 100 minutes.

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About Don't Suck (2023) — Comedy Meets Vampires in Raja Collins' Wild Ride

Raja Collins' *Don't Suck (2023)* blends sharp comedy with a darkly absurd twist in this chaotic romp about a fading stand-up comic clawing his way back into the spotlight. Middle-aged Pete Brennan's career has stalled in greasy-spoon clubs, but when he lands a shot on Russell Peters' network special, he begrudgingly takes a bizarre opening act: Ethan Barr, a 400-year-old vampire whose first meal in decades ends on stage mid-performance. As Pete navigates the tour's surreal challenges—including a bloodthirsty heckler's untimely demise—the film balances cringe humor with supernatural stakes, all wrapped in the gritty neon glow of late-night comedy circuits.

The atmosphere crackles with the tension of a career on the brink and the unhinged energy of a creature unused to modern life, making *Don't Suck* a genre-mashing treat for fans of both laughs and chills. Whether you're drawn in by Jamie Kennedy's trademark sarcasm or Carrot Top's cameo as a delightfully unhinged roadie, Collins' debut delivers a ride that's equal parts heartfelt and grotesque—like a vampire's first bite of vegan food.