No Holds Bard 2009
"Mocumentary honouring the national poet of Scotland, Robert Burns"
Step into a whimsically competitive world with *No Holds Bard* (2009), a sharp-tongued mockumentary that follows five spirited Scots as they train for the high-stakes 2009 Cup O'Kindness—a prestigious poetry recital competition held in Alloway, the b...
Director: Brian Kelly
Cast
Frequently Asked Questions
What is *No Holds Bard* (2009) about?
*No Holds Bard* is a mockumentary comedy that zooms in on five competitors gearing up for the fiercely contested Cup O'Kindness poetry recital in Alloway, Scotland. The film documents their hilarious struggles, unexpected camaraderie, and dramatic recitations as they vie for the prestigious trophy honoring Robert Burns.
Who directed *No Holds Bard*?
Brian Kelly directed *No Holds Bard* (2009), bringing his keen eye for comedy and character-driven storytelling to this mockumentary.
Who stars in *No Holds Bard*?
The film stars Tony Curran, Laura Fraser, Greg Hemphill, Ashley Jensen, and Denis Lawson in a cast that delivers sharp, heartfelt performances.
Is *No Holds Bard* (2009) worth watching?
Though unrated on IMDb, *No Holds Bard* is a delight for fans of dry humor and quirky competitions. Its clever satire, charming setting, and ensemble cast make it a hidden gem for those who enjoy offbeat, character-driven comedies.
How long is *No Holds Bard*?
*No Holds Bard* runs for 60 minutes, making it a perfect bite-sized comedy for a cozy viewing session.
About No Holds Bard (2009) — A Mockumentary Comedy on Robert Burns Poetry Wars
Step into a whimsically competitive world with *No Holds Bard* (2009), a sharp-tongued mockumentary that follows five spirited Scots as they train for the high-stakes 2009 Cup O'Kindness—a prestigious poetry recital competition held in Alloway, the birthplace of Scotland's beloved national poet, Robert Burns. Directed by Brian Kelly and blending deadpan humor with real-life passion, the film captures the hilarious trials and triumphs of contestants navigating madcap rehearsals, mounting pressure, and the sheer delight (or despair) of reciting Burns' immortal verses. As rivalries simmer and heartfelt performances take center stage, the documentary revels in the absurdity of artistic ambition while paying heartfelt homage to Burns' enduring legacy. Expect laugh-out-loud moments, quirky characters, and a celebration of language that's as cheeky as it is charming.
Dive into this 60-minute gem that's perfect for fans of satirical comedies and anyone who's ever felt the nerves of performing. With standout turns from Tony Curran, Laura Fraser, and Greg Hemphill, *No Holds Bard* turns a traditional poetry competition into a rollicking cinematic adventure—where every recitation is a battle, and the trophy is a symbol of true Scottish grit.