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Feast III: The Happy Finish 2009

★ 4.7145 votes79 min📅 2009-02-17

"They're Not Leaving Till They Get Dessert"

After narrowly escaping the chaos of the first two films, the survivors in *Feast III: The Happy Finish* (2009) finally find hope when a mysterious prophet arrives—one who claims to command the ravenous beasts that have torn through the small town.

Director: John Gulager

Cast

Johanna Putnam
Johanna Putnam
Secrets
Diane Ayala Goldner
Diane Ayala Goldner
Biker Queen
Chelsea Richards
Tat Girl
Melissa Reed
Tit Girl
Juan Longoria García
Lightning
Carl Anthony Payne II
Carl Anthony Payne II
Slasher
Clu Gulager
Clu Gulager
Bartender
Tom Gulager
Greg Swank
John Allen Nelson
John Allen Nelson
Shitkicker
William Prael
William Prael
Hobo

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009) about?

The film follows the survivors of a small-town siege as they encounter a mysterious prophet who claims to control the monstrous beasts hunting them. With the help of a skilled karate expert, they make a desperate last stand to escape—and maybe even get dessert.

Who directed Feast III: The Happy Finish?

John Gulager directed *Feast III: The Happy Finish*. Known for his work in guerrilla filmmaking, Gulager brings a raw, high-energy style to this horror-comedy franchise.

Who stars in Feast III: The Happy Finish?

The film features Johanna Putnam, Diane Ayala Goldner, Chelsea Richards, Melissa Reed, and Juan Longoria García in key roles.

Is Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009) worth watching?

With its fast-paced blend of horror, comedy, and action, *Feast III* offers a satisfying if messy finale to the trilogy. Fans of offbeat, low-budget thrillers will appreciate its chaotic charm, even if it doesn't reinvent the genre.

How long is Feast III: The Happy Finish?

The film runs for 79 minutes, a tight runtime packed with non-stop tension and dark humor.

About Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009) — A Horror-Comedy Finale with Non-Stop Action

After narrowly escaping the chaos of the first two films, the survivors in *Feast III: The Happy Finish* (2009) finally find hope when a mysterious prophet arrives—one who claims to command the ravenous beasts that have torn through the small town. With survival hanging in the balance, they cross paths with a karate expert whose skills might just turn the tide against the relentless creatures. Directed by John Gulager, this horror-comedy-thriller blends gore and humor into a frenetic finale where dessert—and survival—isn't guaranteed.

The film's chaotic energy escalates as the survivors navigate betrayal, last-ditch alliances, and the ever-present threat of the monsters, all while the prophet's cryptic guidance keeps them one step ahead. With sharp wit, over-the-top action, and a dash of absurdity, *Feast III* delivers the perfect storm of genre-blending chaos, making it a must-watch for fans of darkly comedic horror.