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Four Eyes and Six-Guns 1992

★ 2.03 votes92 min📅 1992-12-07

When Ernest Albright arrives in Tombstone, Arizona, he's ready to launch his new eyeglass business—only to find his storefront is more tumbleweed than bustling metropolis.

Director: Piers Haggard

Cast

Judge Reinhold
Judge Reinhold
Earnest Allbright
Patricia Clarkson
Patricia Clarkson
Lucy Laughton
Dan Hedaya
Dan Hedaya
Lester Doom
M. Emmet Walsh
M. Emmet Walsh
Mayor Thornbush
Dennis Burkley
Dennis Burkley
Luke Doom
Fred Ward
Fred Ward
Wyatt Earp
Jon Gries
Jon Gries
Deputy Elmo (as Jonathan Gries)
Austin Pendleton
Austin Pendleton
Moustached Passenger
John Schuck
John Schuck
Charlie Winniger
Jake Dengel
Jake Dengel
Kid O'Banion

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Four Eyes and Six-Guns (1992) about?

Ernest Albright moves to Tombstone, Arizona, to open an eyeglass store—only to discover he's in the middle of a lawless feud between the Doom Brothers and Wyatt Earp. With his poor eyesight and unorthodox shooting skills, Ernest becomes an unlikely hero in this quirky Western comedy.

Who directed Four Eyes and Six-Guns?

Piers Haggard directed this unconventional Western-comedy, bringing a unique blend of humor and tension to the classic genre.

Who stars in Four Eyes and Six-Guns?

The film features Judge Reinhold as Ernest Albright, Patricia Clarkson, Fred Ward, Dan Hedaya, and M. Emmet Walsh in standout roles.

Is Four Eyes and Six-Guns (1992) worth watching?

While likely overlooked today, its mix of Western action and lighthearted comedy makes it a fun, niche watch. The performances, especially Reinhold's, bring charm to the absurd premise, though it may not satisfy purists of either genre.

How long is Four Eyes and Six-Guns?

The runtime is 92 minutes.

About Four Eyes and Six-Guns (1992) — A Comedy Western with a Glasses-Wearing Hero

When Ernest Albright arrives in Tombstone, Arizona, he's ready to launch his new eyeglass business—only to find his storefront is more tumbleweed than bustling metropolis. Instead of customers, he's met by the menacing Doom Brothers, a gang terrorizing the town alongside Wyatt Earp, the beleaguered sheriff. Ernest's secret weapon? His uniquely unsteady aim, which somehow turns his nearsightedness into an unexpected advantage. **Four Eyes and Six-Guns (1992)** blends sharp wit with classic Western tropes, delivering a comedy that's as unpredictable as it is charming. Directed by Piers Haggard and starring Judge Reinhold as the bumbling but big-hearted Ernest, this 92-minute TV movie delivers a fresh twist on the genre, where glasses and guns collide in the most unlikely showdown.

The film thrives on its offbeat premise and the clash between Ernest's clumsy optimism and the rough-and-tumble chaos of Tombstone. Patricia Clarkson and Fred Ward add depth to the ensemble, grounding the absurdity in moments of genuine tension and humor. Set against the dusty backdrop of Arizona, **Four Eyes and Six-Guns** captures the spirit of a town stuck between lawlessness and redemption, proving that even an underdog with thick lenses can change the game.