Bite School 2015
"An education you can really sink your teeth into"
Tony Canoni, a stylish millionaire with a taste for the finer things, suddenly finds his life flipped upside-down when a bizarre mix of supernatural forces and shady underworld factions collide.
Director: James Balsamo
Cast
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Bite School (2015) about?
*Bite School* follows Tony Canoni, a wealthy playboy who must navigate a treacherous world of satanic vampires and Japanese mafia while struggling to pass his GED exam. The film mixes horror, comedy, and action in a uniquely chaotic way, where supernatural threats and real-world dangers collide.
Who directed Bite School?
James Balsamo directed *Bite School (2015)*, bringing a mix of horror and comedy to this offbeat cult film.
Who stars in Bite School?
The cast includes Butch Patrick, John Dugan, Frank Mullen, Genoveva Rossi, and Edward X. Young in this eccentric tale of survival and absurdity.
Is Bite School (2015) worth watching?
*Bite School* is a niche pick for fans of B-movie horror-comedy with a dash of satire. While it's not polished by mainstream standards, its wild premise and genre-blending approach make it a fun curiosity for those who enjoy offbeat cinema. If you're into movies where the stakes are high but the tone is lighthearted, this could be your kind of film.
How long is Bite School?
The runtime for *Bite School* is 90 minutes.
About Bite School (2015) — A Playboy Millionaire vs. Vampires and the Yakuza at Night School
Tony Canoni, a stylish millionaire with a taste for the finer things, suddenly finds his life flipped upside-down when a bizarre mix of supernatural forces and shady underworld factions collide. Caught between a sinister vampire cult hungry for his blood and the ruthless Yakuza, Tony's survival instincts kick into high gear—but the real challenge might just be passing his GED exam at Night School. Directed by James Balsamo, *Bite School (2015)* blends chaotic comedy with horror, delivering a wild ride where undead adversaries and mobsters pose equal threats. The film's offbeat tone, quirky atmosphere, and over-the-top premise make it a cult curiosity worth sinking your teeth into.
Starring Butch Patrick, John Dugan, and Genoveva Rossi, *Bite School* leans into the absurd with a wink and a grin, offering a parody of vampire tropes and gangster flicks alike. Whether you're here for the laughs, the scares, or the sheer audacity of its plot, this underseen gem delivers an experience that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining. Think *Evil Dead* meets *The Warriors*, but with a modern twist and a side of satirical flair.