Deathly Acquisitions 2014
"Who would of thought world domination would be so complicated!"
In the absurdly hilarious short film *Deathly Acquisitions (2014)*, director Zander Peden crafts a darkly comedic tale of ambition and bureaucracy gone awry.
Director: Zander Peden
Cast
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Deathly Acquisitions (2014) about?
*Deathly Acquisitions* follows Colossomus, an eccentric schemer desperate to secure a bank loan for his lunar death ray project. His final shot at funding hinges on convincing Bernie, a rookie loan officer, to approve the risky loan—before his career in finance is over. The film turns a mundane banking crisis into a hilarious clash of ambition and incompetence.
Who directed Deathly Acquisitions?
Zander Peden directed *Deathly Acquisitions (2014)*, steering the film's blend of satire and slapstick with a keen eye for absurdity.
Who stars in Deathly Acquisitions?
The film stars Tom Molnar as Bernie, Robert Bronev as Colossomus, and Claudio Trovato in a supporting role, each bringing their comedic chops to this offbeat short.
Is Deathly Acquisitions (2014) worth watching?
*Deathly Acquisitions* may not win Oscars, but it's a delightful 15-minute escape for fans of quirky comedies. While IMDb ratings are unlisted, its genre and premise—packed with humor and a dash of satire—make it a fun watch for those craving something offbeat. If you enjoy dark humor with a side of bureaucracy gone wild, it's worth a stream or download.
How long is Deathly Acquisitions?
*Deathly Acquisitions* runs for 15 minutes.
About Deathly Acquisitions (2014) — A Supervillain's Loan Nightmare in 15 Minutes
In the absurdly hilarious short film *Deathly Acquisitions (2014)*, director Zander Peden crafts a darkly comedic tale of ambition and bureaucracy gone awry. Colossomus, a would-be supervillain with grand designs, seeks a bank loan to fund his moon-based death ray—a plan to rid the world of humanity. Enter Bernie, a fresh-faced loan officer on his last chance to prove himself before getting stuck behind the teller's desk. As their high-stakes negotiation unfolds, the film blends sharp wit with slapstick chaos, delivering a satirical jab at corporate greed and megalomania.
With its breakneck pacing and quirky charm, *Deathly Acquisitions* leans into the ridiculousness of its premise, offering a lighthearted yet biting commentary on power and paperwork. Peden's direction keeps the tone playful, while the cast—led by Tom Molnar as Bernie and Robert Bronev as Colossomus—brings infectious energy to the absurdity. A micro-budget gem, this 15-minute comedy proves big ideas don't need big budgets to leave a lasting impression.