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Bloodsucka Jones 2014

★ 5.33 votes103 min📅 2014-09-07

When the undead menace meets chaotic comedy in *Bloodsucka Jones (2014)*, this irreverent horror spoof breathes fresh life into vampire lore.

Director: Justin Armao

Cast

Preston Gant
Bloodsucka Jones
Matt Kelly
Matt Kelly
Stewart
Erin Holt
Erin Holt
Heather
Justin Armao
David
Chelsea Cook
Chelsea Cook
Violet
Evelyn Danford
Phoebe Judge
Mindy Robinson
Mindy Robinson
Vega
Tawny Amber Young
Tawny Amber Young
Dawn
Chelsea Edmundson
Chelsea Edmundson
Tina
Rosanna Pansino
Rosanna Pansino
Helena

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Bloodsucka Jones (2014) about?

This horror-comedy follows two bumbling friends, David and Tony, as they navigate a twisted vampire feud that pulls them into a surreal world of neon-lit terror and slapstick showdowns. Along the way, they cross paths with a vampire's vengeful brother and his flashy, pop-collared crew, leading to a battle of wits that's equal parts hilarious and chaotic.

Who directed Bloodsucka Jones?

The film was directed by Justin Armao, who also co-stars and brings a playful, low-budget energy to this genre-bending adventure.

Who stars in Bloodsucka Jones?

The main cast includes Preston Gant, Matt Kelly, Erin Holt, Justin Armao, Chelsea Cook, and Evelyn Danford.

Is Bloodsucka Jones (2014) worth watching?

If you're a fan of horror-comedy with a side of absurdity and a DIY aesthetic, *Bloodsucka Jones* delivers a fun, if flawed, ride. It's not for purists, but its brisk pacing and enthusiastic performances make it a cult-friendly pick for genre enthusiasts looking for something offbeat and entertaining.

How long is Bloodsucka Jones?

The runtime for *Bloodsucka Jones* is 103 minutes.

About Bloodsucka Jones (2014) — A Horror-Comedy Where Vampires Meet Absurdity

When the undead menace meets chaotic comedy in *Bloodsucka Jones (2014)*, this irreverent horror spoof breathes fresh life into vampire lore. Directed by Justin Armao, the film follows the misadventures of a perpetually baffled David and his overzealous pal Tony as they scramble to outwit a bloodthirsty vampire's vengeful sibling and his neon-clad gang. With tongue firmly planted in cheek, the story blends supernatural stakes with slapstick humor, creating a wild ride where stakes are low, chaos is high, and the only thing sharper than a wooden stake is the wit of the film's bickering duo. Expect a luridly lit atmosphere where neon signs flicker like eerie beacons over absurd showdowns, and the line between hunter and prey blurs as often as the punchlines.

At its core, *Bloodsucka Jones* isn't just a parody—it's a love letter to B-movie horror tropes, packed with practical effects, rapid-fire gags, and a cast that clearly relishes the absurdity. Preston Gant and Matt Kelly shine as David and Tony, their chemistry driving the comedy as much as the horror, while Erin Holt and Justin Armao round out the ensemble with scene-stealing energy. The result is a brisk, 103-minute romp that balances gore with giggles, proving that sometimes the best way to slay a vampire is to laugh in its face.