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Boned 2015

★ 3.56 votes91 min📅 2015-08-10

When a down-on-her-luck actress stumbles into a whirlwind investigation, she's thrust into the role of a lifetime as an amateur sleuth on a high-stakes mission to rescue a Maltese puppy from a sinister underworld.

Director: Laura Lee Bahr

Cast

Angela Landis
Angela Landis
Samantha
Josh Randall
Josh Randall
Dr. Edward Pierce
Robyn Cohen
Robyn Cohen
Felicia
Bai Ling
Bai Ling
The Mistress
Jen Ray
Jen Ray
Ornery Woman
Craig Gellis
Craig Gellis
Sebastian / Goth Man
Jim Mitchell
Jim Mitchell
Botox Partygoer Guy
Ian Watson
Crow
Stefan Singh
Grey
Chris Hayes
Chris Hayes
Young Man

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Boned (2015) about?

A struggling actress accidentally becomes the lead detective in a bizarre rescue mission to save a Maltese puppy from a dangerous criminal gang. Along the way, she contends with gothic thugs, a manipulative dominatrix, and a deceitful doctor in this genre-blending comedy-thriller.

Who directed Boned?

Laura Lee Bahr directed *Boned*, bringing her unique vision to this offbeat mix of action, comedy, and crime.

Who stars in Boned?

The film features Angela Landis, Josh Randall, Robyn Cohen, Bai Ling, and Jen Ray in its standout ensemble cast.

Is Boned (2015) worth watching?

While *Boned* isn't a mainstream hit, its offbeat charm and energetic performances make it a fun watch for fans of quirky, low-stakes thrillers. The lack of an IMDb rating leaves its reputation open to interpretation, but its genre mashup is certainly memorable.

How long is Boned?

The runtime for *Boned* (2015) is 91 minutes.

About Boned (2015) — A quirky comedy-thriller where acting meets saving a puppy

When a down-on-her-luck actress stumbles into a whirlwind investigation, she's thrust into the role of a lifetime as an amateur sleuth on a high-stakes mission to rescue a Maltese puppy from a sinister underworld. From the shadowy dealings of gothic thugs to the seductive traps set by a devilish dominatrix and the treacherous lies spun by a charming doctor, her journey blends slapstick comedy with genuine suspense. Directed by Laura Lee Bahr, *Boned* (2015) delivers a quirky, genre-blending adventure that keeps viewers guessing whether the real mystery is the case—or the heroine's own sanity.

This action-packed romp through the seedy side of comedy and crime is packed with sharp wit, unexpected twists, and a cast of eccentric characters who steal every scene. The film's playful tone and fast-paced storytelling make it a standout for fans of offbeat, lighthearted thrillers that don't take themselves too seriously.