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Three Wise Guys 2005

★ 3.98 votes90 min📅 2005-11-30

"She's No virgin...and They're No Wise Men."

Director Robert Iscove helms this festive dark comedy *Three Wise Guys (2005)*, blending holiday chaos with criminal mischief.

Director: Robert Iscove

Cast

Eddie McClintock
Eddie McClintock
Joey
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
Mary Ann Davidson
Judd Nelson
Judd Nelson
George
Nicholas Turturro
Nicholas Turturro
Vincent
Roddy Piper
Roddy Piper
Pastor Roberts
Arye Gross
Arye Gross
Leo
Tom Arnold
Tom Arnold
Murray Crown
Katey Sagal
Katey Sagal
Shirley Crown
Rachel Crow
Rachel Crow
Girl

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Three Wise Guys (2005) about?

This holiday-themed dark comedy follows three bumbling hitmen who unwittingly aid a pregnant woman during a chaotic Christmas Eve chase. Their misadventures escalate as they realize she's connected to their target, turning a simple job into a festive fiasco.

Who directed Three Wise Guys?

Robert Iscove directed this holiday comedy, bringing a mix of festive cheer and comedic tension to the screen.

Who stars in Three Wise Guys?

The film stars Eddie McClintock, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, and Judd Nelson, with supporting roles from Nicholas Turturro and Roddy Piper.

Is Three Wise Guys (2005) worth watching?

With its blend of holiday humor and crime-comedy, *Three Wise Guys* is a fun, if flawed, TV movie that fans of offbeat seasonal films will enjoy. It's not a holiday classic, but it's a solid pick for those craving something different.

How long is Three Wise Guys?

Three Wise Guys runs for 90 minutes.

About Three Wise Guys (2005) — Holiday Comedy with a Criminal Twist

Director Robert Iscove helms this festive dark comedy *Three Wise Guys (2005)*, blending holiday chaos with criminal mischief. On a snowy Christmas Eve, three inept hired guns find themselves chasing a pregnant woman—unaware she's the girlfriend of their target—sparking a chase that twists through city streets and holiday cheer. With sharp wit and slapstick energy, the film explores themes of mistaken identity, unexpected alliances, and the absurdity of crime during the season of goodwill. The cast delivers a mix of charm and comedic timing, making it a seasonal oddity that balances romance and ruthless humor.

Set against twinkling city lights and the cozy glow of holiday decorations, *Three Wise Guys* delivers a quirky take on festive chaos. The film's tone oscillates between lighthearted fun and tense moments, all wrapped in a plot that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining. Whether you're a fan of holiday-themed comedies or just love a good underdog story, this TV movie offers a unique twist on Christmas entertainment.