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The Night Watchmen 2017

★ 5.0142 votes90 min📅 2017-03-04

"Some men were born heroes... It wasn't these guys."

When a trio of hilariously incompetent night watchmen accidentally triggers a citywide crisis by misdelivering a sinister package, they're thrust into an absurd showdown against an army of bloodthirsty vampires.

Director: Mitchell Altieri

Cast

Ken Arnold
Ken Arnold
Ken
Dan De Luca
Dan De Luca
Luca
Kevin Jiggetts
Kevin Jiggetts
Jiggetts
Kara Luiz
Kara Luiz
Karen
Max Gray Wilbur
Max Gray Wilbur
Rajeeve
James Remar
James Remar
Randall
Matt Servitto
Matt Servitto
Willy
Diona Reasonover
Diona Reasonover
Penny
Rain Pryor
Rain Pryor
Margaret
Tiffany Shepis
Tiffany Shepis
Stacy

Frequently Asked Questions

What is *The Night Watchmen (2017)* about?

A delivery mix-up at a Baltimore warehouse unleashes a horde of vampires, forcing three hilariously unprepared night watchmen to step up—alongside an eager rookie and a fearless journalist—to save the city. It's a wild ride where incompetence meets supernatural terror.

Who directed *The Night Watchmen*?

Mitchell Altieri directed this quirky horror-comedy, blending sharp wit with playful scares.

Who stars in *The Night Watchmen*?

The film features Ken Arnold, Dan De Luca, Kevin Jiggetts, Kara Luiz, and Max Gray Wilbur in key roles.

Is *The Night Watchmen (2017)* worth watching?

If you crave a genre mashup with heart, humor, and just enough bite, this might be your kind of film. The blend of comedy and horror feels fresh, even if perfection isn't on the menu. It's a solid pick for genre fans seeking something different.

How long is *The Night Watchmen*?

The film runs 90 minutes, packing its chaotic fun into a tight runtime.

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The Night Watchmen (2017) — A Comedy-Horror Underdog Story with Vampires and Chaos

When a trio of hilariously incompetent night watchmen accidentally triggers a citywide crisis by misdelivering a sinister package, they're thrust into an absurd showdown against an army of bloodthirsty vampires. Joined by a determined rookie and a relentless tabloid journalist, these reluctant guardians must somehow stop the undead from overrunning Baltimore—all while grappling with their own staggering ineptitude. Directed by Mitchell Altieri, *The Night Watchmen (2017)* blends raucous comedy with spine-tingling horror, delivering a genre-bending romp that thrives on chaos, camaraderie, and just enough suspense to keep you guessing. The film's offbeat charm lies in its underdog narrative, where the heroism comes not from skill, but from sheer, desperate willpower.

With its blend of dark humor and supernatural stakes, *The Night Watchmen (2017)* crafts a uniquely entertaining escape from the usual vampire tropes. The movie's tone oscillates between laugh-out-loud antics and moments of genuine tension, all anchored by a cast of lovable misfits navigating an impossible mission.