Massacre on Aisle 12 2016
"Slashing everything in store!"
When a nervous hardware-store rookie clocks in for his first night shift in *Massacre on Aisle 12* (2016), he has no idea his mundane evening behind the paint cans and power tools will spiral into sheer chaos.
Director: Jim Klock
Cast
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Massacre on Aisle 12 (2016) about?
*Massacre on Aisle 12* follows a rookie hardware-store employee whose first night spirals into madness after he and his coworkers discover a corpse and a bag full of cash. Trapped between corporate policy and criminal instinct, the team's uneasy alliance starts to crack as they scramble to cover their tracks before dawn—or before the killer strikes again.
Who directed Massacre on Aisle 12?
The film was directed by Jim Klock, an independent filmmaker known for blending genre-bending humor with offbeat suspense.
Who stars in Massacre on Aisle 12?
The ensemble cast features Chad Ridgely, Michael Buonomo, Jim Klock, Doug Burch, and Aikido Burgess as the beleaguered store crew navigating horror and greed.
Is Massacre on Aisle 12 (2016) worth watching?
With its tight 83-minute runtime and infectious mix of gore and giggles, *Massacre on Aisle 12* delivers exactly what horror-comedy fans crave: unpredictable twists, quotable banter, and enough practical effects to make every aisle feel like a potential crime scene. While it may not reinvent the genre, it's a fun, fast ride for those who enjoy their scares seasoned with satire.
How long is Massacre on Aisle 12?
The film runs for 83 minutes.
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About Massacre on Aisle 12 (2016) — A Horror-Comedy That Turns Retail Nightmares into Blood-Soaked Gold
When a nervous hardware-store rookie clocks in for his first night shift in *Massacre on Aisle 12* (2016), he has no idea his mundane evening behind the paint cans and power tools will spiral into sheer chaos. Directed by Jim Klock, this razor-sharp horror-comedy throws Chad Ridgely's rookie employee and his ragtag crew of co-workers into a nightmare when they stumble upon a lifeless body and a duffel stuffed with more cash than conscience. As the clock ticks toward closing time and paranoia seeps through every aisle, loyalties dissolve, secrets unravel, and survival instincts take over in this darkly hilarious descent into retail hell.
Penned with a wink and a slash, *Massacre on Aisle 12* blends macabre laughs with sudden shocks, keeping viewers guessing whether the real horror lies in the grisly discovery or the desperate choices that follow. Klock crafts a claustrophobic, neon-lit atmosphere where fluorescent bulbs hum like a countdown to catastrophe, and every flickering security camera feels like the last witness to a crime nobody wants on tape. Expect gory gags, sharp one-liners, and a body-count that stacks higher than the store's summer clearance display.