The VelociPastor 2018
"A man of the claw"
Brendan Steere's 2018 cult action-comedy-horror flick **The VelociPastor** follows a grieving American priest who journeys to China after tragedy and stumbles upon a jaw-dropping transformation—turning into a ravenous dinosaur at the drop of a hat.
Director: Brendan Steere
Cast
Gregory James Cohan
Doug Jones / The VelociPastor
Alyssa Kempinski
Carol
Daniel Steere
Father Stewart
Fernando Pacheco de Castro
Frankie Mermaid
Aurelio Voltaire
Altair
Yang Jiechang
Wei Chang
Jesse Turits
Sam the White Ninja
Zachary Steere
Dinosaur Suit Performer
Claire Hsu
Chinese Villager
David Sokol
Ali
Frequently Asked Questions
What is The VelociPastor (2018) about?
After losing his family, a priest travels to China and discovers he can turn into a dinosaur. Teaming up with a savvy prostitute, he channels his monstrous power into fighting crime and ninjas while wrestling with his conscience.
Who directed The VelociPastor?
Brendan Steere directed this offbeat genre-blending adventure.
Who stars in The VelociPastor?
The main cast includes Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Daniel Steere, Fernando Pacheco de Castro, and Aurelio Voltaire.
Is The VelociPastor (2018) worth watching?
At 75 minutes, this low-budget genre mash-up delivers outsized fun for fans of absurdist action and creature features. While reviews are divided, its unique premise and energetic tone make it a memorable cult pick for adventurous viewers.
How long is The VelociPastor?
The runtime is 75 minutes.
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About The VelociPastor (2018) — Dinosaur-priest martial-arts madness unleashed
Brendan Steere's 2018 cult action-comedy-horror flick **The VelociPastor** follows a grieving American priest who journeys to China after tragedy and stumbles upon a jaw-dropping transformation—turning into a ravenous dinosaur at the drop of a hat. Struggling with his monstrous new identity, he crosses paths with a quick-witted street-smart ally who urges him to swap prayer for punches and take on both criminals and clandestine ninja clans. Blending martial-arts mayhem with prehistoric gore and irreverent humor, the film delivers a wildly original mash-up of genres that feels tailor-made for midnight-movie devotees.
Laced with tongue-in-cheek action set pieces and a playful tone, **The VelociPastor (2018)** rides on the charisma of Gregory James Cohan's earnest lead performance and the electric chemistry between the rookie dinosaur priest and Alyssa Kempinski's street-smart guide. Director Brendan Steere balances slapstick beats with surprisingly effective creature effects, crafting an offbeat spectacle that's as heartfelt as it is outrageous.
