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Traditional Family Vampires 2000

15 min📅 2000-06-20

Dive into the darkly comedic world of *Traditional Family Vampires (2000)*, Bobby R. Poirier's 15-minute horror-comedy gem that skewers conservative tropes with a fang-filled twist.

Director: Bobby R. Poirier

Cast

Brian Hinds
Father
Christine Louise Marshall
Mother
Sarah Lord
Daughter
J.D. Merritt
Man
Cole Tucker
Cole Tucker
Himself
Harrison Ankers
LaWanda
John Hickson
The Priest
Mary Lou Bagley
Old Woman
Bobby R. Poirier
Bobby R. Poirier
Bar Patron

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Traditional Family Vampires (2000) about?

This horror-comedy short centers on a conservative vampire family that targets victims door-to-door, only to hesitate when faced with someone they morally disapprove of. Their hesitation leaves their target half-drained, unleashing supernatural chaos. The film blends satire with slapstick horror in a wild 15-minute ride.

Who directed Traditional Family Vampires?

Bobby R. Poirier directed this satirical horror-comedy, delivering a sharp and short film that critiques traditionalism through a vampiric lens.

Who stars in Traditional Family Vampires?

The film stars Brian Hinds, Christine Louise Marshall, Sarah Lord, J.D. Merritt, and Cole Tucker in its core vampire clan.

Is Traditional Family Vampires (2000) worth watching?

While the IMDb rating is unrated, this 15-minute horror-comedy delivers big laughs and bold satire for fans of quick, witty films. Its genre-blending approach and social commentary make it a hidden gem worth checking out.

How long is Traditional Family Vampires?

Traditional Family Vampires runs for 15 minutes, perfect for a quick but memorable viewing experience.

About Traditional Family Vampires (2000) — A Horror-Comedy Satire You Won't Forget

Dive into the darkly comedic world of *Traditional Family Vampires (2000)*, Bobby R. Poirier's 15-minute horror-comedy gem that skewers conservative tropes with a fang-filled twist. This cult short follows a right-wing vampire clan as they prowl the streets, draining victims dry—until they encounter a morally conflicted target whose lifestyle clashes with their twisted values. Unable to complete their grisly ritual, the vampires unleash supernatural chaos, proving that even undead bigots can't escape the consequences of their prejudice. With over-the-top performances and a satirical bite, this micro-budget horror spoof blends absurd humor with biting social commentary.

Director Bobby R. Poirier crafts a campy yet clever parody of traditional family values, where vampires embody the hypocrisy of their prey. The cast—led by Brian Hinds, Christine Louise Marshall, and Sarah Lord—delivers exaggerated performances that amplify the film's darkly humorous tone. *Traditional Family Vampires (2000)* isn't just a vampire flick; it's a razor-sharp jab at intolerance, wrapped in a genre-bending package that's equal parts hilarious and unsettling.