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Get Married or Die 2018

85 min📅 2018-01-04

In the darkly comedic thriller *Get Married or Die (2018)*, directed by Michael S. Feinstein, a twisted game of survival unfolds when a disturbed elderly man storms into a cramped photo studio with a chilling ultimatum.

Director: Michael S. Feinstein

Cast

Jason London
Jason London
Max
Sally Kirkland
Sally Kirkland
Margaret
Monte Markham
Monte Markham
Bill
Emily O'Brien
Emily O'Brien
Sandi
Peter Jason
Peter Jason
Frank
Victor DiMattia
Victor DiMattia
Officer Lynam
Meredith Thomas
Meredith Thomas
Reporter (voice)
Maria Darkina
Maria Darkina
Debbie

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Get Married or Die (2018) about?

The film follows a lecherous photo studio owner who's forced into a deadly bargain when an obsessed elderly client demands he convince his next female customer to marry him—or face murder. It's a tense, genre-blending tale of coercion and survival set in a single claustrophobic location.

Who directed Get Married or Die?

The film was directed by Michael S. Feinstein, known for his work in indie filmmaking and sharp character-driven storytelling.

Who stars in Get Married or Die?

The cast includes Jason London as the morally compromised studio owner, Sally Kirkland, Monte Markham as the unstable client, Emily O'Brien, and Peter Jason.

Is Get Married or Die (2018) worth watching?

As a low-budget thriller-comedy with a unique premise, *Get Married or Die (2018)* offers a brisk 85 minutes of suspense and dark humor. Fans of offbeat indie films with a twist will likely find it engaging, though its niche appeal may limit broader appeal.

How long is Get Married or Die?

The movie has a runtime of 85 minutes.

About Get Married or Die (2018) — A Twisted Comedy-Thriller with a Deadly Ultimatum

In the darkly comedic thriller *Get Married or Die (2018)*, directed by Michael S. Feinstein, a twisted game of survival unfolds when a disturbed elderly man storms into a cramped photo studio with a chilling ultimatum. Played with unsettling intensity by Monte Markham, the stranger demands the studio's sleazy owner—Jason London at his most morally flexible—convince the next female client to marry him on the spot. Refusal means death for them both, turning a mundane space into a pressure cooker of tension and moral decay. Feinstein crafts a story that blends sharp wit with undercurrents of dread, exploring themes of desperation, coercion, and the grotesque lengths people go to for companionship.

Sally Kirkland and Emily O'Brien round out the core cast, adding layers of vulnerability and cunning to the high-stakes scenario. With its 85-minute runtime packed with suspense and dark humor, *Get Married or Die (2018)* is a tightly wound character study that defies easy categorization—equally a thriller and a comedy, but always gripping.