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I Love You, Don't Touch Me! 1997

★ 5.36 votes86 min📅 1997-01-21

"Just Your Typical Boy-Loves-Girl-Who-Doesn't-Love-Boy-Till-He-Loves-Other-Girl Story"

Romantic comedy *I Love You, Don't Touch Me! (1997)* delivers a lighthearted yet insightful take on modern love, blending humor with the messy realities of dating.

Director: Julie Davis

Cast

Marla Schaffel
Marla Schaffel
Katie
Mitchell Whitfield
Mitchell Whitfield
Ben
Michael Harris
Michael Harris
Richard Webber
Meredith Scott Lynn
Meredith Scott Lynn
Janet
Jack McGee
Jack McGee
Lou Candela
Darryl Theirse
Darryl Theirse
Jones
Julie Ariola
Julie Ariola
Mom
Nancy Sorel
Nancy Sorel
Elizabeth
Wally Kurth
Wally Kurth
David Barclay
Victor Raider-Wexler
Victor Raider-Wexler
Dad

Frequently Asked Questions

What is *I Love You, Don't Touch Me! (1997)* about?

The film follows Katie, a hopeless romantic who trades her loyal best friend for a seemingly perfect but flawed composer, only to confront the reality that love isn't always what it seems. It's a sharp, funny exploration of dating missteps and self-growth.

Who directed *I Love You, Don't Touch Me!*?

Julie Davis directed this 1997 rom-com, infusing the film with her signature blend of humor and heart.

Who stars in *I Love You, Don't Touch Me!*?

The film features Marla Schaffel as Katie, Mitchell Whitfield as her patient best friend Ben, and Michael Harris as the enigmatic Richard, with Meredith Scott Lynn and Jack McGee rounding out the cast.

Is *I Love You, Don't Touch Me! (1997)* worth watching?

While not a blockbuster, this underrated rom-com offers a refreshing take on love's trials with solid performances and a witty script. Fans of 90s indie comedies should give it a try for its charm and relatability.

How long is *I Love You, Don't Touch Me!*?

The movie runs for 86 minutes, making it a perfect fit for a cozy night in.

About I Love You, Don't Touch Me! (1997) — A 90s Rom-Com About Love's Messy Side

Romantic comedy *I Love You, Don't Touch Me! (1997)* delivers a lighthearted yet insightful take on modern love, blending humor with the messy realities of dating. Directed by Julie Davis, this indie gem follows Katie (Marla Schaffel), a sweet but naive dreamer navigating Los Angeles' dating scene with her best friend Ben (Mitchell Whitfield) pining in the wings. When she locks eyes with Richard (Michael Harris), a charming composer who seems too good to be true, Katie jumps headfirst into a whirlwind romance—only to learn that perfection in relationships often hides deeper flaws.

The film's breezy tone and relatable themes of mistaken attachments and self-discovery make it a charming watch for fans of quirky rom-coms. With its blend of witty banter and heartfelt moments, *I Love You, Don't Touch Me!* captures the universal frustration of kissing frogs before finding a prince—or realizing you were never meant to.