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Don't Walk 2000

11 min📅 2000-01-01

In the compact yet sharp British comedy-crime short *Don't Walk (2000)*, director Tom Heaney delivers a witty twist on the classic crime narrative.

Director: Tom Heaney

Cast

Kjeld Clarke
Larry
Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle
Uncle Henry
Craig Charles
Craig Charles
Narrator
Bruce Webb
Henry's Victim
Sarah Jackson
Witness
Lesley Leask
Screaming Woman
Bethan Thomas
1st Bag Snatch Victim
Roger Steel
Taxi Driver
Jimmy Hynd
Chancer/McGaw Triplet
Martin Gooch
Puncher

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Don't Walk (2000) about?

*Don't Walk* follows Larry, an inexperienced petty thief who learns the 'rules' of crime from his hitman uncle. When a simple purse-snatching job spirals out of control, Larry must decide whether to stick to the script or trust his instincts and make a run for it.

Who directed Don't Walk?

Tom Heaney directed *Don't Walk*, bringing a sharp, comedic edge to this crime-comedy short.

Who stars in Don't Walk?

The film features Kjeld Clarke, Alexei Sayle, Craig Charles, Bruce Webb, and Sarah Jackson in key roles.

Is Don't Walk (2000) worth watching?

*Don't Walk* is a clever, fast-paced crime-comedy that packs a punch in under 12 minutes. While it's more of a niche short than a feature, its dark humor and solid performances make it a rewarding watch for fans of the genre.

How long is Don't Walk?

The runtime of *Don't Walk* is 11 minutes.

About Don't Walk (2000) — A Crime-Comedy Short with a Twist on the Rules

In the compact yet sharp British comedy-crime short *Don't Walk (2000)*, director Tom Heaney delivers a witty twist on the classic crime narrative. Larry, a rogue with a knack for misplaced ambition, finds himself in over his head as a purse-snatching novice under the stern mentorship of his Uncle Henry, a seasoned hitman who preaches the art of a graceful exit. When Larry's botched heist forces him to confront the unpredictability of fate, his carefully learned lessons collide with raw instinct. With its brisk pacing, quirky humor, and a satirical edge, the film explores themes of misplaced trust, the absurdity of criminal life, and the fine line between caution and chaos. The stark black-and-white visuals amplify the stark reality of Larry's world—a place where every poor decision could be his last.

A standout in the crime-comedy genre, *Don't Walk* thrives on its razor-sharp dialogue and the chemistry of its ensemble cast, blending dark humor with moments of surprising heart. The film's 11-minute runtime is packed with tension and laughter, making it a perfect bite-sized treat for fans of offbeat, character-driven storytelling.